Da X x X 1 8 2: Yo momma is so old, she sat behind Jesus in the 3rd grade :D
Andro140: ...
Andro140: Yo mama's so ugly, her picture is on the inside of a Roach Motel.
Da X x X 1 8 2: Yo momma's so nastyy, I called her up for phone sex and she gave me an ear infection
Andro140: Yo mama's so ugly, it looks like she ran the 100 yard dash in a 90 yard gym.
Da X x X 1 8 2: Yo momma's so hairy, she has afros on her nipples.
Andro140: Yo mama's so ugly, it looks like she's been bobbing for French fries.
Andro140: Yo mama's so ugly, she can look up a camel's butt and scare the hump off of it.
Da X x X 1 8 2: Yo momma's so dirty, she user her dirty clothes as weapons
Andro140: Yo mama's so ugly, she can't even bare the thought of fucking herself.
Da X x X 1 8 2: Yo momma's so black, she bleeds smoke
Andro140: Yo mama's so ugly, she got a sex change and the surgeon had to flip a coin.
Da X x X 1 8 2: Yo momma's so skinny, you can saver her from drowning by tossing her a Cheerio
Andro140: Yo mama's so ugly, they rub tree branches on her face to make ugly sticks.
Da X x X 1 8 2: Yo momma's so skinny, instead of calling her your parent, you call her transparent
Andro140: Yo mama's so ugly, they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.
Da X x X 1 8 2: Yo momma drives a peanut
Andro140: ...
Andro140: Yo mama's so ugly, when I took her to a haunted house she came out with a paycheck.
Da X x X 1 8 2: Yo momma's so tall, if she did a backflip she could kick Jesus in the mouth
Andro140: Yo mama's so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
Da X x X 1 8 2: Yo momma's so bald, she looks like a blown up condom
Andro140: Yo mama's so ugly, when she masturbates she gets arrested for cruelty to animals.
Da X x X 1 8 2: That was good, but not as good as yo momma was last night.
Andro140: lol, Yo mama's so ugly, when she passes by a bathroom the toilet flushes.
Da X x X 1 8 2: Yo momma's so short, she can hang glide on a dorito
Andro140: Yo mama's so ugly, when she cries, tears run down the back of her neck.
Da X x X 1 8 2: Yo momma's so stupid, it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.
Andro140: Yo mama's so ugly, when she looks in the mirror, the reflection looks back shaking it's head.
Da X x X 1 8 2: Yo momma's so stupid, she couldn't read an audio book.
Andro140: Yo mama's so ugly, they put her face on box of Ex-Lax and sold it empty.
Da X x X 1 8 2: Yo momma's so old she has Jesus' beeper number
Andro140: Yo mama's so ugly, they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.
Da X x X 1 8 2: Yo momma's so nasty, Ozzy Ozbourne refused to bite her head off.
Andro140: Yo mama's so ugly, they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower.
Da X x X 1 8 2: Yo momma's so nasty, she was declared quarantine since before she was born
Andro140: Yo mama's so ugly, the last time I saw something that looked like her, I pinned a tail on it.
Da X x X 1 8 2: XD, Yo momma's so ugly, they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars
Andro140: Yo mama's so ugly, the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
Da X x X 1 8 2: Yo momma's so slutty, she had her own "Hands Across her ass" charity drive
Andro140: Yo mama's so ugly, she was a guard for Castle Greyskull.
Da X x X 1 8 2: Yo momma's so slutty, that when she hear Santa say HO HO HO she thought she was getting it three time!
Andro140: Yo mama's so ugly, she uses her face for birth control.
Da X x X 1 8 2: Let's just get off our mom's because I just got off yours.
Andro140: ...
Da X x X 1 8 2: Give up yo
Andro140: Yo mama's so ugly, she pretends SHE's someone else when she's having sex.
Da X x X 1 8 2: Yo momma's so fat, her nickname is "DAMN"
Andro140: Yo mama's so ugly, she looks like she's been in a dryer filled with rocks.
Da X x X 1 8 2: Yo momma's like a potato chip--- Fri-to-Lay!
Andro140: Yo mama's so ugly, she looks like she got hit with a bag of "What the fuck?!?!"
Da X x X 1 8 2: yo momma's so stupid, she tried to steal a free food sample.
Andro140: Yo mama's so ugly, she looks like her face caught on fire and they put it out with a fork.
Da X x X 1 8 2: Man, that snap was staler than yo breath
Da X x X 1 8 2: Meh, I gotta go
Da X x X 1 8 2: See ya
Andro140: Cyao